Got really tired and bored from studying in the library now. Then I decide that it's important to update my blog. Haha... Juz finish dinner at Rumours again - fish head noodles, as I'm too busy to cook today (suppose to be studying remember). Haha...
I remember having this conversation with my friend the other day. You know who you are! Haha...
Imagine this scenario:
You went for a night out and your NEW bf - Mr X, is there too. Both you and Mr X got really really drunk. You wake up, barely remember what happened last night but realise that both of you are naked.
Then... Opps... You realise that in your drunken state last night, you poo-ed (YES! SHIT!) ON THE BED. How horrible is that! How very very embarrassing! You could very well die of shame. So, you start to panic and try to cover it before he wakes up.
BUT, wait a minute! You can't change the bedsheets without waking him up! And no way can you clean the mess of poo and cover that smell!
So, what do you do?
A very ingenious Ms Y found a solution. She quickly wakes up Mr X and says: LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE (pointing at the poo) !!!
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More than you ever wanted to know... ABOUT ME
- I love Shopping - But I muz buy something home, even if it's a packet of tissue paper. Else I'll start to panic and feel incomplete.
- I love Sleeping - Without alarm and disturbance.
- I love to watch TV - My favourites include Everybody loves Raymond, Still Standing, CSI (Las Vegas), Monk, House, Extreme Makeover - Home Edition, Property Ladder and most TVB drama series (think comedy, police stories, ancient costume, fighting, NO sad and hopelessly romantic ones).
- I cancelled my Sky cable tv in 2007 to motivate myself not to be a couch potato. End up spending most hours watching Crunchyroll, Stage6, Veoh and Tudou now.
- I love gadgets - Looks comes before specs.
- I love to good food - Esp deep fried crispy food. Loads of favourites: e.g. Peking duck, Roast suckling pig, Satays, Sushi, Sweet and sour pork, etc etc...
- Many people commented on my huge appetite. Many are surprise at the amount I can put away consider my small size. ;-) Haha...
- I love DIAMONDS - Need I say more.
- I love good soaps - Foamy, citrusy, refreshing and highly fragranced ones, esp. Grapefruit.
- I love sleeping naked on fresh and good quality bedsheets - 100% egyption cotton, at least 400 tread count, the higher the better. NO SILK.
- I love reading a good book - Funny and witty ones. My favourite authors since god knows when are Enid Blyton, Roald Daul and Sophie Kinsella.
- I enjoy cycling and sewing.
- I love designer bags - But if I have a partner next to me, he have to carry it.
- I love well manicured nails - on myself. Kelly's very good in it.
- I love the dishwasher - it's the greatest invention of the century. But it's extremely flawed as I still have to place the plates in and keep it after wash.
- I love good watches - I made up my mind that in my lifetime, I've to save and buy at least a Jaeger LeCoultre, Audemar Piguet and Patek Philippe. But of course, overtime, the list could grow longer.
- I love travelling - IN STYLE.
- I love Diet Coke and Green Tea (Pokka and Heaven & Earth).
- I love my family (I have the best ah ma in the world) and kelly (she's family) and a list of other people.
- I dislike being made to wake up early.
- I dislike playing and having long conversations about animals. CATS and DOGS inclusive!
- Along the lines, whenever someone is walking down the street and stopped to coo at any cats or dogs, "so cute, so cute, come here, come here", I want to vigorously shake them and scream: "MOVE ON!!! MOVEE ONNN!!!" Stop displying your maternal/paternal instincts and affections on juz any goddamn animal X which happens to stray onto your path.